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calmyotitz:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Omg.

this cat is adorable from the way it pats her arm to it’s cute little ears.  the cat even head butted her arm god that’s so cute!

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narcophile:

karmadecree:

jellehanne:

frappuccinonew:

briannnguyenn:

princess-jeina:

holy shit

we are going to fucking die

mother of god… it’s starting WAR MY FAMILY WAR

i thought he was on pcp

what the fuck man

what the fuck

No we need to cut off Florida sorry

thats cray-cray in the va jay-jay

FUCK

this better not be real. Bloody hell.

Wow already people are being quarantined that’s not  good.

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pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

what is going on down there? Is it something in the water supply or what? The first one about the mother eating the kids brain was freaky but these other ones aren’t normal. Seriously.

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prettyhandsomemangina:

transtoons:

The Man Who Missed His Period by Acidprince

I am in tears

^ This hits home for me.

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treyfuckingcasen:

tortle:

zagin:

tortle:

the-tabularium:

lonelywizard:

moraniarty:

knowledgeiscake:

mabellonghetti:

Watership Down ( Martin Rosen - 1978)

“READ WATERSHIP DOWN” MY FATHER SAID.

“IT’S AN ALLEGORY” MY FATHER SAID.

“IT’S JUST CUTE BUNNIES” MY FATHER SAID.

“WATCH THIS NICE LITTLE MOVIE” MY MOTHER SAID

“IT’S GOT LOVELY LITTLE RABBITS IN” MY MOTHER SAID

“STOP SCREAMING IT’S NOT REAL” MY MOTHER SAID

“YOU’RE IN A RABBIT PHASE RIGHT NOW, WATCH THIS,” MY GRANDMOTHER SAID.

“DON’T WORRY IT’S NOT SCARY, IT’S RABBITS,” MY GRANDMOTHER SAID.

“CALM DOWN,” MY GRANDMOTHER SAID.

“HERE, YOU LIKE ANIMALS READ THIS.” THE TEACHER SAID.

“IT’S JUST LIKE NARNIA!” THE TEACHER SAID.

“WASN’T THAT NICE?” THE TEACHER SAID.

“DON’T WATCH IT.” MY MOM SAID.
“IT’S HORRIBLE.” MY MOM SAID.
“I TOLD YOU SO.” MY MOM SAID.

And my parents wondered why I had nightmares of rabbits.

This movie looks worse then when bambis mom got shot. why in the world would they made this for children. I’m happy I never saw this as a child but really sorry you guys saw it as kids.

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genuinely-curious:

treyfuckingcasen:

pademelons:

kirreiyy:

plkw3:

adamlazzara:

valeriiina:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

what. I thought they were like…3 feet tall! WHAT.


 he is a human tinky winky! this pleases me!

wait there were seriously people in them

i thought maybe the black guy would’ve been the purple one yfm

holy shit. they weren’t tiny?!

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THEY WERE TINY

holy shit omfg

this kind of ruined my life

I swear I never considered people in those things. I mean I disliked the show as a child but it kind of weirds me out that there were people inside those costumes.

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if tumblr was a school, here’s the students there will be;

laugh-all-night:

the tumblr famous people that everyone loves;

those anon-trolls;

those people who just don’t give a fuck;

those people who thinks they’re better than everyone;

aggressive bitches;

real funny people;

tumblr bestfriends;

people who loves food <3;

emotional people who always post depressing things;

perverts;

wizard students;

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